My Girlfriend Still Doesn't Know Why Her Sweaters Are Always Stretched Out.

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56318342011-04-21T11:51:31.650-07:00My Girlfriend Still Doesn't Know Why Her Sweaters Are Always Stretched Out.That was perfect!Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.comBlogger2611100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1162412785760430922006-11-01T12:19:00.000-08:002006-11-01T12:26:25.766-08:00Your so-called kung-fu is really quite pathetic!

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } PaiMei5, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Halloween!!! I decided not to dress up. There, I made the joke before you.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1155707816045555132006-08-15T22:55:00.000-07:002006-08-28T21:56:58.546-07:00

There might be a couple of you that still check this page. Thought I'd blog sometime.For those of you who haven't heard, I'm going to be in a videogame. It's a racing game that'll be released for PS3, XBox 360, etc. etc., so we're not talking about some little cheapo PC game. I'd tell you the name of it, but then I'd have to kill you. All kidding aside, I'm actually contractually obligated not to

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1149104677901762012006-05-31T12:43:00.000-07:002006-05-31T12:44:37.920-07:00

Hey! I was finally mentioned in another review! Not that it matters or anything... I guess it's just cool to hear my name.It's an audio review: http://kbaq.org/arts/theater/2006/trainspotting

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1147809835996186472006-05-16T13:01:00.000-07:002006-05-16T13:03:56.063-07:00Trainspotting

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Trainspotting, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Opening weekend was awesome! A lot of positive feedback. If you have a chance, please check it out.www.straycattheatre.orgThe only sucky thing was smashing the side of my

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1147243144418018762006-05-09T23:36:00.000-07:002006-05-10T07:12:24.903-07:00

People will sell anything on eBay. Better yet, people will BUY anything on eBay:I didn't think you could put a price on a possessed/demonic stuffed bear, but I guess somewhere around $1000 is right.These people are obviously experts. There's no better telltale sign of a possessed toy, than a demonic skull in the crotch.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1146121497543757862006-04-26T23:18:00.000-07:002006-04-27T00:13:40.503-07:00

Since I'm too tired to really write a cohesive blog, I'll leave you with a bunch of random thoughts, happenings, opinions, and shenanigans.-I'm glad I didn't inherit the gene for alchoholism in my family. Although, I guess it's not too late for me to start being an alchoholic.- I love our new condo, but boy, do I HATE moving. I wish all of our stuff would come out of the boxes and magically

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1143555959261001992006-03-28T06:25:00.000-08:002006-03-28T06:25:59.313-08:00Scary movie time.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } session_nine, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. I have wanted to watch this movie ever since it was released (about five years ago) but have never gotten around to it until now.Session 9 scared the FUCK out of me.Not just

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1141952874002003342006-03-09T17:07:00.000-08:002006-03-09T17:07:54.063-08:00"The bairn's awey!!!"

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } kanesick, originally uploaded by mr_lazerus. If any of you are still reading this, I'd just like to let you know that I was just cast as Sick Boy in a local stage production of Trainspotting.I know, I know... "What's a

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1141713804814907832006-03-06T22:34:00.000-08:002006-03-06T22:43:24.826-08:00

The clouds part, angels sing, and Kane has a new blog. Sorry it'll be a short one.A message to Paul Haggis:Thank you Paul Haggis, for giving us a cliched, far-fetched, manipulative, and preachy piece of Hollywood pap. We really didn't need a poor man's Magnolia with a message about racism thrown in. Reading about it in books doesn't exactly chalk up as :"experiencing it."Thanks to the Academy too

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1138859252711423792006-02-01T21:45:00.000-08:002006-02-01T21:47:32.723-08:00

Depends on how the film turns out, this could be the coolest news ever, or it could be a HUGE fucking disappointment!Okay, ready?They're making a sequel to the Dark Crystal!!!

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1138170423823546562006-01-24T22:23:00.000-08:002006-01-24T22:29:31.060-08:00

Holy shit! Chris Penn died!The weird thing is, I've always been pretty indifferent to him as an actor. Yet, it's still suprising that he's dead... but it's also not. You know, he's so young, but he also looked like he was on the verge of a heart-attack (whether it be drug or food related). All I know, is that I wouldn't want to feel the wrath of Sean.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1137867711859964172006-01-21T10:20:00.000-08:002006-01-21T10:21:51.870-08:00

You asked for it! You wanted it! Now here it is:Swedish Chef Ringtones!It looks like there's a glimmer of hope for SNL.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1137134319468021322006-01-12T22:38:00.000-08:002006-01-12T22:38:39.556-08:00Baby Cowboy Kane says:

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } bck, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. "Have a great weekend, y'all! Careful on those weekend fishing trips with Heath Ledger!"

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1136351479258417462006-01-03T21:11:00.000-08:002006-01-03T21:11:19.263-08:00Just to show how truly kooky and amusing Mel Gibson is...

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } CrazyMel, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. I took this sceencap from the trailer of his new movie, Apocalypto. It's about a minute, and forty-six seconds into the trailer, amongst the quick flashes, after the panther

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1135953072465735262005-12-30T06:31:00.000-08:002005-12-30T06:31:12.470-08:00My Brother

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } hughgrant, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Go to l">this site and upload a picture of yourself:It will match your face to different celebs and tell you who you look like the most. Great for a laugh. Apparently, I look

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1135002925252764312005-12-19T06:31:00.000-08:002005-12-19T06:39:47.313-08:00

For the past couple of years, SNL has been a shitfest. Although, for the past couple of episodes, there have actually been a few sketches that made me laugh.Here's one of them:Lazy Sunday

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1134504011023171072005-12-13T11:52:00.000-08:002005-12-13T12:01:44.590-08:00

My biggest fear right now: That I'm gonna cry like a little girl at the end of King Kong.Three types of movies that tend to "get me":1. Sad animal movies. I remember when I was eight years old, I was watching "Jake and the Fatman" with my dad (why, I don't know), and there was a scene where a burglar shot and killed a German Shepard that was trying to protect its master. I think I cried for about

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1134444315903421912005-12-12T19:13:00.000-08:002005-12-12T19:25:15.916-08:00

I just have to say that Jesse Jackson pisses me off. He had taken it upon himself to pick up Martin Luther King Jr.'s legacy of peace and equality, and has twisted it into finger pointing and accusations of racism. Why someone would support Tookie Williams, a man who viciously murdered four people and founded one of the most notorious gangs in U.S. history, is beyond me.If Williams were white, I

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1134138215192028902005-12-09T06:23:00.000-08:002005-12-09T06:23:35.260-08:00"Don't leave!"

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } FizzDoor1, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. This is what I have to deal with when I come home for lunch, and sometimes in the morning. Fizzie will get in this mood where he doesn't want to be away from me. When I have to

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1133422477195330922005-11-30T23:29:00.000-08:002005-11-30T23:35:07.520-08:00

Hey people. Apologies for no updates. I was in California for awhile, and now I've been totally consumed with this film-noir short that I'm directing. In the meantime, here's a super-cool trailer for ya::Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's ChestDavey Jones looks pretty cool! When he's played by the mighty Bill Nighy, he's even cooler!

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1131719664373056792005-11-11T06:34:00.000-08:002005-11-11T06:34:24.380-08:00E.T. is coming.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1131719606932054782005-11-11T06:33:00.000-08:002005-11-11T06:33:26.993-08:00Caption contest.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } SCKJ&KSmile, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. "...goddammit, don't get too close. My girlfriend's gonna see this..."Okay, now you guys go. Winner gets some old dryer lint!

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1131341924845025622005-11-06T21:38:00.000-08:002005-11-06T21:41:12.996-08:00You've seen it here first!

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } K&JScared, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Jessica Boehrs and I being stalked by a midget in a parka! Actually, it's not a midget, but I don't think I'm allowed to reveal too much.Here's the official movie site for you

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1131086673010114682005-11-03T22:44:00.000-08:002005-11-03T22:44:33.066-08:00My favorite picture of me.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } KaneInTunnel, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. This picture is from a simpler time. Adulthood was starting to settle in, and good friends who were into photography and filmmaking hadn't yet found God in their own kooky

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1130894247548797842005-11-01T17:14:00.000-08:002005-11-01T17:17:27.560-08:00

Question: Does anyone really read this blog? I'm never sure, so I'm always considering taking it down. I know I don't update too often and I apologize for that. Alright, here goes the vote: Yay or nay?

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1130735748363514402005-10-30T21:15:00.000-08:002005-10-30T21:27:01.330-08:00Lil' Red Riding Hood & Agent Sands: The NEW Odd Couple

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Red&Sands, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Greg and Lisa's Halloween party was a total blast. A great time was had by all. Be sure to check out pics of Lisa's "Tippi Hedren from The Birds" costume and Greg's Ash costume

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1130509946327706192005-10-28T07:32:00.000-07:002005-10-28T07:32:26.403-07:00My costume this year is... *drumroll"

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } ASands, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Agent Sands. Yeah, I know. I'm going the JD route again this year (I was Jack Sparrow last year, and the previous year, for those of you not in the know). While Once Upon A Time

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1129839030233404692005-10-20T13:10:00.000-07:002005-10-20T23:55:33.666-07:00Blog overload!

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } KrystaNow, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. This is a pic from Southland Tales, the new movie from Richard Kelly, aka director of Donnie Darko, aka one of the coolest movies EVER! This movie is shaping up to be veeery

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1129837860327897322005-10-20T12:51:00.000-07:002005-10-20T12:51:00.333-07:00Ella Bear

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } EllaBear, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. I just have to say that Mike and Tracy have the cutest baby EVER!

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1129837804960939342005-10-20T12:50:00.000-07:002005-10-20T12:50:05.006-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } RobotKane, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Whoa! I've got a cool robot name! Thanks to Lisa and Robert.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1128954840905929702005-10-10T07:17:00.000-07:002005-10-10T07:34:00.930-07:00

Go see Wallace & Gromit. It's hilarious and extremely well done, fingerprints and all.Which makes it even more depressing that this just happened.I woke up this morning with the horrible Nickeblack song, "Photograph," stuck in my head, particularly, the opening lines made by these masterful lyricists:"Look at this photographEvery time I do it makes me laughHow did our eyes get so redAnd what the

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1128666107238932092005-10-06T22:05:00.000-07:002005-10-07T07:38:00.350-07:00

I hate how there'll be a monthly stretch of having nothing to see in the theater and then BAM, everything comes out at once! Movies that I really want to see:-History of Violence-Serenity-Everything is Illuminated-Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit-Waiting (It could suck, but hey, I love Dane Cook and that Milonakis kid (man) ain't so bad)-Into the BlueJust kidding about the last

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1128191110467492582005-10-01T11:25:00.000-07:002005-10-26T00:04:55.910-07:00Bin ich in Deutschland berühmt?

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } JBEurotrip, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Recently, I was cast in an independent horror film. I don't have a big part, but I do get to open the movie by getting savagely slaughtered alongside my "girlfriend," the

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1127802295330968342005-09-26T23:24:00.000-07:002005-09-26T23:24:55.330-07:00Sad Day.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } arcata, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Today, I found out that my great aunt Bernice died. She was 104 years old. She wasn't related to me by blood (she was the sister of my dad's step-mom) but it was her family that I

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1127158182938355152005-09-19T12:29:00.000-07:002005-09-19T12:31:27.243-07:00"HEY YOU FUCKS, LOOK AT MY BULGING BICEPS!"

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } NIN1, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. I bet Trent is yelling, "FISTFUCK!" in this pic.Tonight is the big NIN show. I'm soooo excited, and I just can't hide it, blah blah blah. I got really scared last night, because the

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1126535302459472192005-09-12T07:28:00.000-07:002005-09-12T07:28:27.480-07:00I present to you...

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } I present to you..., originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. the infamous "teen haircut," as discussed in the infamous "7 things I would never do.In case you're wondering, it's the hair on the left. I WOULD rather have the hair

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1125248696100047062005-08-28T09:37:00.000-07:002005-08-28T13:10:58.593-07:00

I've been tagged by Trish!Seven things I would never do:1. Have my hair styled in that shaggy, feathered, "I want to look like I don't give a damn when in reality my mom took me to Toni & Guy and spent $100 to have my hair styled 'kewl' like I just woke up," fashion that so many 13-16 year old boys do these days. Sorry to break it to you kids, but you look stupid.2. Watch Sex & the City or

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1124778758310824142005-08-22T23:32:00.000-07:002005-08-23T07:41:37.373-07:00Happy 38th Birthday.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } alice_morto, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. I know that most of you who read this probably don't really care, but Alice in Chains is my favorite band, so I thought I'd mention that today would've been Layne Staley's

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1124168768908849672005-08-15T22:06:00.000-07:002005-08-15T22:06:08.916-07:00YES YES YEEEESSSSSS!!!

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } banner, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Dear God...I hope this is real.Click HERE. Only in my wildest dreams, will I be able to say, "Want to hear my impression of President Walken?"

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1123980123240355102005-08-13T17:42:00.000-07:002005-08-13T17:42:03.283-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } crying kid.1, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. As Trish explained in her blog, we have been unable to access the internet. Leave it up to them bitches at Cox to ruin our blogging fun.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1123032267561366432005-08-02T18:24:00.000-07:002005-08-02T18:24:27.566-07:00My "50 Cent is a gay rapist, and he loves latin men" theory

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } LilBit1, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. On with my vendetta against 50 Cent. Most likely, you've heard that song "Lil' Bit" on the radio. If not, you're one of the lucky few. Recently, I caught the video on TV, and

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1123031843182062472005-08-02T18:17:00.000-07:002005-08-02T18:17:23.190-07:00

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1123031764884043982005-08-02T18:16:00.000-07:002005-08-02T18:27:48.706-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Picture 5, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Rich Latin Man is thinking that he's getting some kinky chocolate lovin'. He is, but it's not going to be from this woman.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1123031606379469342005-08-02T18:13:00.000-07:002005-08-02T18:13:26.383-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } LilBit6, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Rich Latin Man is looking absolutely terrified. He's tied up, and he can't move! What's the meaning of this? What? Oh my God...

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1123031507609431842005-08-02T18:11:00.000-07:002005-08-02T18:28:12.746-07:00

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1123031455922917792005-08-02T18:10:00.001-07:002005-08-02T18:36:08.616-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Picture 8, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. "There's a rich lookin' guy. Softin' him up for me, jus' a lil' bit."

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1123031408851049372005-08-02T18:10:00.000-07:002005-08-02T18:35:16.430-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Picture 9, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. One of 50's bitches carefully seduces Rich Latin Man #2, while she drugs him into submission.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1123031358147374832005-08-02T18:09:00.000-07:002005-08-02T18:09:18.153-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Picture 10, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. "I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil' bit. Take 'em off pull 'em down just a lil' bit."The poor man is too stunned to even move.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1123031319819471472005-08-02T18:08:00.000-07:002005-08-02T18:08:39.890-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Picture 11, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. "Get to kissin' and touchin' a lil' bit. Get to lickin' and fuckin' a lil' bit.The chorus is very appropriately placed over this shot. Here's a first-person view of the

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1121841375175246552005-07-19T23:36:00.000-07:002005-07-19T23:40:50.483-07:00The Man With The Screaming Brain

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Bruce Campbell, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. I took this picture en route to the screening room. Lisa described the whole process as me saying "Alright, well I don't want to be a pest Mr. Campbell, but I'm going to

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1121441177127090402005-07-15T08:26:00.000-07:002005-07-15T08:47:55.890-07:00"Psst. You wanna know a secret?"

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } kalleochchokladfabriken_7, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. "I'm going to be in your children's nightmares."Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolatier Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, everybody give a cheer Hooray! He's

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1121358450484542152005-07-14T09:27:00.000-07:002005-07-14T09:27:30.500-07:00The World's Ugliest Dog

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } dog, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! It's Stripe from Gremlins!!! Lisa, you should carry this picture around, so if anyone ever accuses Malcolm of ugliness, just whip-out-the-pic. Here's the article:"

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1121331387025986002005-07-14T01:54:00.000-07:002005-07-14T18:39:52.210-07:00

Tonight, we got to go see Bruce Campbell present his directorial debut, "The Man With The Screaming Brain." A pic of Bruce, and a description coming soon. Too tired to blog. Sorry.In the meantime, a quick excerpt from the Q & A:Audience Member: "Bruce, why are you guys remaking Evil Dead?"Bruce Campbell: "Because we can! This time we can make something that has the potential to scare the shit out

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1120721040898609222005-07-07T00:23:00.000-07:002005-07-07T00:24:01.363-07:00

A new trailer for Corpse Bride.Go Timmay!

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1120231336274637152005-07-01T08:19:00.000-07:002005-07-01T08:22:16.283-07:00

Happy Friday!jHere's a clip from Mirrormask that just freaks me the hell out. Definitely the creepiest version of "Close To You" that I've ever heard.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1120062131692858622005-06-29T09:22:00.000-07:002005-06-29T09:22:11.700-07:00My Twenny-Fiff Birffday

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } 21625628_5235016ab2, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Here is the infamous Dead Baby Cake that you all have read about on Trish and Lisa's blogs. Best cake ever! At first glance, I thought it was an Abortion Cake, but

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1120059282319814412005-06-29T08:34:00.000-07:002005-06-29T08:34:42.326-07:00I tend to touch myself when I drink...

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } 21625214_f423eac2f2, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. A combo of pics from my suprise party on Saturday. Never in a million years did I think I would post a picture of me, touching... myself. This picture is courtesy of

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1119420433723533182005-06-21T23:07:00.000-07:002005-06-21T23:07:13.783-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } JoeSnuffie2, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Too tired to blog. Here's another Something Awful picture. Will post later. Sorry. Bye.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1118852413237902082005-06-15T09:18:00.000-07:002005-06-15T09:20:13.243-07:00

Whoohoo! New cool movie trailers!MirrormaskThe Brothers Grimm

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1118679385104711832005-06-13T09:16:00.000-07:002005-06-13T09:16:25.113-07:00Trish is 26!

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } kaneandtrish, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. I gots da cashflow, spendin like P. Diddy this past weekend, for Trish's birfday! Actually, this picture is fake. We weren't even in the same room. It was created by my

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1118418133088036782005-06-10T08:42:00.000-07:002005-06-10T08:42:13.136-07:00

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1117815492803682782005-06-03T09:18:00.000-07:002005-06-03T09:24:35.700-07:00"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } v25, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Revenge of the Sith was pretty good... but man, that scream almost ruined the movie.Happy Birthday to Lisa May your 30's bring you much fun, no foibles, and lots of... farts!Here are

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1117613333224582242005-06-01T01:08:00.000-07:002005-06-01T01:11:49.700-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } BSKid, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. I really hope this picture is real. I like how the shit is running down both sides of the little girl's head. Either she has been shat upon by multiple birds, or that same bird

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1117211416771667722005-05-27T09:30:00.000-07:002005-05-27T09:32:49.916-07:00I'm sorry Trent...

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } front1, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Please don't look so sad. Trish, Lisa, Brianna, and I all tried to get tickets to your show this weekend, but they sold out in seven minutes. We know you're coming back in the

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1117121288657924872005-05-26T08:28:00.000-07:002005-05-26T08:29:51.103-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } oprah-026, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. "Ha ha! Oprah! I am SO happy! I'm dating Katie Holmes! She's hot, a hot WOMAN! I used to be married to that WOMAN, Nicole Kidman! I LOVE women! WOMEN are great! I LOVE sex with

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1117005301401643922005-05-24T23:29:00.000-07:002005-05-25T09:08:56.706-07:00

Alright. I've been tagged by Lengli and Trish. Here are my answers to this kooky game:The total volume of music files on my computer:137 Songs, 8.1 Hours, 1.02 GBI used to have more, but my computer crashed and erased everything.The last CD I bought was:Team Sleep. Saw them live. Good stuff. Song playing right now:"Happy Child" by Tweaker (Chris Vrenna, formerly of Nine Inch Nails). Very cool.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1116948782551092822005-05-24T08:27:00.000-07:002005-05-24T08:33:02.556-07:00

American Idol 1: Skinny White WomanAmerican Idol 2: Fat Black ManAmerican Idol 3: Skinny Black WomanMy prediction- American Idol 4: Long-haired hippyFuture winners: Fat White Woman, Skinny Black Man, Fat White Guy, Fat Black Woman, Transvestite, Illegal Alien, Jawa, Eric Roberts.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1116599767333247102005-05-20T07:36:00.000-07:002005-05-20T07:39:51.596-07:00When I was a youngin'.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } LilKaneDog, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. This is when I lived in Dallas. I lived there from ages two to five. I actually remember saying things like "ya'll" and "y'know." No "don't mess with Texas" though; I think I

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1116348886073210112005-05-17T09:53:00.000-07:002005-05-17T11:04:33.706-07:00

Some are great. Some are not-so-great. Some are absolutely magical.Behold, my DVD collection.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1115993830000089732005-05-13T07:17:00.000-07:002005-05-13T07:17:10.053-07:00

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1115917691072341432005-05-12T10:08:00.000-07:002005-05-12T10:10:52.723-07:00Very delayed photo's from Matt & Diana's wedding.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Kane2, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Here I am, excited, as I realize the Elfin blood started flowing through the champagne/punch fountain. There was much urination that day.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1115917595198900852005-05-12T10:06:00.000-07:002005-05-12T10:12:52.883-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Trish&Kane3, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Here's a picture of me asking Trish to Senior Prom. And by "asking her to Senior Prom," I mean Trish hypnotizing me with her devilishly glowing eyes as I hand her a corsage

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1115825871696933332005-05-11T08:37:00.000-07:002005-05-11T08:40:26.010-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Geethree, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. This picture cracks me up. Somehow, the fact that it's an elaborate, old-fashioned brush makes it even funnier.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1115716523186718832005-05-10T02:15:00.000-07:002005-05-10T02:17:06.396-07:00I've been waiting five years for this damn album...

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } TeamSleep, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Go pick up a copy for yourself. Team Sleep is the side-project for Deftones' frontman, Chino Moreno. This album is supposed to be mellow and kind of Massive Attack-ish. I'm

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1115625719297690922005-05-09T01:01:00.000-07:002005-05-09T07:44:20.576-07:00I don't really care for Coldplay.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } ButtPlay, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Am I the only person who thinks that Chris Martin sings like someone is twisting a thumb up his butthole?Photo by yours truly.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1115395009367197112005-05-06T08:55:00.000-07:002005-05-06T08:56:49.373-07:00

This will put a smile on your face:So Long and Thanks For All The Fish!

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1114277698520282942005-04-23T10:34:00.000-07:002005-04-23T10:34:58.520-07:00The New Supersuit

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } superman, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Here's the new Superman in the new supersuit. Looks like they didn't really change it that much. Then again, Singer is considering this movie a sequel to the old movies, and not

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1114153662763438022005-04-22T00:07:00.000-07:002005-04-22T00:07:42.763-07:00Jonah at The Brickhouse tonight.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } img17, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. My boy Jonah (of Far/ Onelinedrawing) is going to be in Phoenix, at The Old Brickhouse, with his new band Gratitude. Next Friday, they're playing at Phoenix Zoo Brew. Unfortunately

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1114152812252983222005-04-21T23:53:00.000-07:002005-04-22T00:12:23.083-07:00Crispin in Tucson

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } What-Is-It-poster-copy, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Crispin Hellion "Don't call me McFly or I'll kickbox your face" Glover is going to be in Tucson this weekend to discuss his movie, and show a "big slide show." Q&A

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1113983761231215792005-04-20T00:56:00.000-07:002005-04-20T00:56:01.230-07:00What really happened in the Vatican...

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } PopeBattle, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Have you seen this Pope Ratzinger? He's kind of creepy looking. Although I'm not really Catholic anymore, I'm going to miss seeing Pope John Paul. He just looked like a nice

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1112884600759122662005-04-07T07:36:00.000-07:002005-04-07T07:40:03.913-07:00Birthdays...

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } owos_large, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Today is the birthday of Trish's favoite actor, Russell Crowe! Head on over to the Official 30 Odd Foot of Grunts Website, pick up an album, and prepare to be enlightened!

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1112744961922531372005-04-05T16:49:00.000-07:002005-04-06T10:34:03.976-07:00Hunter goes out with a bang!

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } story.THOMPSON.ap, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Pardon the pun. Have you heard about this? Only Hunter S. Thompson. This is a pic of him and his twenty-something-looking-year-old wife, whom I think is actually

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1112682588811563212005-04-04T23:29:00.000-07:002005-04-04T23:44:18.873-07:00The "Polite" Way to Point.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Picture 1, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. My ex-girlfriend was a Disney fanatic. One thing she tought me was the "Disney Point." They teach the Disney "Cast Members" (aka, Disney Employees) that pointing with your

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1112021760011404312005-03-28T06:56:00.000-08:002005-03-28T06:56:00.010-08:00Double-booked venues.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1112021727948874132005-03-28T06:55:00.000-08:002005-03-28T06:55:27.946-08:00

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1112021695658625942005-03-28T06:54:00.000-08:002005-03-28T06:54:55.656-08:00

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1111164158154882752005-03-18T08:42:00.000-08:002005-03-18T08:43:54.470-08:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Unkempt1, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Something different for you to look at. I like the Terminator's pants!

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1109825884509509872005-03-02T20:13:00.000-08:002005-03-02T21:20:19.956-08:00

Some people are completely oblivious to how awkward and... oblivious they are. There is this short, frizzy-haired, 40 year-old Italian lady (of descent, not straight outta Italy) at my work, that I recently had the misfortune of kind-of meeting. I don't know her name, because she didn't tell it to me. There were two other gentlemen in the room that were smart enough to leave, mid-conversation.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1109451684007312012005-02-26T13:00:00.000-08:002005-02-26T13:01:24.006-08:00

One more Oscar prediction: Chris Rock will make a Finding Neverland/ Michael Jackson joke.

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1109346543644424022005-02-25T07:49:00.000-08:002005-02-25T07:54:39.980-08:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } LOO, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. I saw Constantine last week. Good movie. Although, I couldn't help but think of how better it would've been with a more capable actor. Not that Keaunu did a horrible job (personally,

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1108973248029689842005-02-21T00:07:00.000-08:002005-02-21T00:07:28.030-08:00Hunter S. Thompson, dead at 67.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } HST, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Supposedly, he committed suicide. Man, it's depressing. I admit, I've never read any of this man's work, but I've always wanted to. I also admit that I'd never even heard of him,

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1108740569373088232005-02-18T07:29:00.000-08:002005-02-18T07:29:29.373-08:00

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1108651031675852242005-02-17T06:33:00.000-08:002005-02-17T06:37:11.676-08:00

Today is Paris Hilton's 24th birthday. Did you happen to see her on SNL the other week? If you thought the show couldn't get any more awkward and unfunny, well, it did. And I only saw two sketches. Let's hope that this year she finally OD's! *fingers crossed*

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1108137453232429402005-02-11T07:57:00.000-08:002005-02-11T08:01:11.286-08:00What the hell is this?

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } 10-tax1, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Can someone please enlighten me as to what is going on in this picture? I assume it's something tax related since the name of the pic is "10-tax1." Is that some kind of tax

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1108137089197367032005-02-11T07:51:00.000-08:002005-02-11T07:51:29.196-08:00

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1107502783509444562005-02-03T23:39:00.000-08:002005-02-03T23:39:43.510-08:00Which "The State" character am I?

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } bologna, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. ---You are Tim "Bologna Foot" Bolster. Born with bologna sandwiches for feet, yours is an insufferable existence. Unable to competently play soccer and heckled with insults such

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1107502152792299002005-02-03T23:29:00.000-08:002005-02-03T23:55:12.920-08:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } wotw2, originally uploaded by KaneBlizack. Everyone just had their oil checked by the grinning Asian woman in the bucket hat. Spot the celeb! 1. The Last Samurai 2. Louis Gossett Jr. 3. A suprised Michael Gross 4. Denzel

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1107500892458886032005-02-03T22:35:00.000-08:002005-02-03T23:16:54.170-08:00

I've discovered that rain makes homeless folk want to piss. Last week it rained quite a bit in these here parts, and there were many homeless wrinklebeasts being whipped out to sprinkle the world with golden homeless sunshine. Next to my job, there is an alley that we all use to park the company trucks (I work for a courier business). In this alley, you will often find homeless people rummaging

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1106944175209570802005-01-28T13:19:00.000-08:002005-01-28T16:34:47.730-08:00

Lucky me, I have a profile now. Be sure to check out the front page of Something Awful and check out "Kids Say the Darndest Shit 3D." Here's a few examples: Question: If you won a million dollars in the lotto, what would you buy? Answer: "A million dollars worth of whatever can make my bone cancer go away. I'm just kidding I don't have cancer and I definitely wouldn't waste a million dollars

Kanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784598646086904109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5631834.post-1106721632836345152005-01-25T22:40:00.000-08:002005-01-25T22:40:32.836-08:00Mirrormask...

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